An eighteen year old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them "good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I cant marry her because of my personal family situation, but Ill take charge...

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account...

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each...

However, if there is a miscarriage..."

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the mans shoulder and tells him "youll fcuk her again"

 

:rofl::rofl::lmfao::lmfao:!!!

 

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:chuckles:

 

meh. h:

 

so the dinosaur ate what?

 

:rofl:

 

:chuckles:

 

guess you wherent here when they played a joke on me where u?





some one DEL the post but it got up to 60+ post on just flaming me:fawk:

 

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