Okay... apparently I'm just freakin out tonight, but...

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Those tattoos girls get right above and/or in their asscrack... why? Seriously. They can't see it, nobody can see it. And for some reason there's a law that the tattoo must be:

• Flowers. Wow, ass flowers, I'm impressed. And not just any ass flowers, mind you... ass flowers clearly picked off the premade tattoo selection at the local shop.
• Celtic knotwork. Yes, it's cool. Yes, I like it. Yes, I've seen way too much of it. In fact, one of my friends who is a tattoo artist gives a discount to girls who don't get something Celtic. And plus, most of the girls who get this stuff are about .001% Irish. That 1 thousandth of a percent is the remains of a Guiness they sucked out of some guy's wang the night before.
• "Tribal" designs. Originality at its finest. Last I checked, no tribe on earth painted barbed wire. Least of all on girl's asses. Though if they'd known it would be such a big business, they probably would have gotten into it.

Tattoos are supposed to be intimately personal and unique. You are permanently decorating your body with an image, and yet 75% of the tattooed girls I know went to the parlor with a couple other girls and got similar/identical tattoos.

I figure while they're in there they might as well get their thighs branded.

</rant>

 

What else are you supposed to put in a long thin line...

 

I dunno, dental floss? WTF are you talking about? :squint:

 

Flowers, Celtic, Tribal...


What else you gonna put in that area? Same size...

 

Nothing. You're going to put nothing in that area, because ass tattoos look retarded.

 

Oh... i get it now....

 

I agree 100%.

If I'm hittin it from back there... I don't wanna see that.... it's so common it's stupid.

Whats the point of getting something thats supposed to make you diffrent... that everyone else has?!?

:slap:

 

Tattoos are gay. Everybody always say they got them to show off their individuality, but all they are doing is getting a tattoo like everyone else. I think personality shows individuality.

 

u forgot the butterfly :exnbp:

 

:werd: :chuckles: