http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/fe-scidi.htm

 

:eh:

 

"You can't orbit a flat earth," says Mr. Johnson. "The Space Shuttle is a joke--and a very ludicrous joke."

:lmfao:

 

"The North Pole is at the center. At the outer edge lies the southern ice, reputed to be a wall 150 feet high; no one has ever crossed it, and therefore what lies beyond is unknown. "

this has to be a joke?

 

Anyone that would join his society is:screwy:

 

umm hell no. look out into the sky dude, the moon is round, the stars are round, the sun is round, guess why! gravity foo!

 

and bootays are round h:

 

Stupid

 

"Johnson's beliefs are firmly grounded in the Bible. Many verses of the Old Testament imply that the earth is flat, but there's more to it than that. According to the New Testament, Jesus ascended up into heaven.

"The whole point of the Copernican theory is to get rid of Jesus by saying there is no up and no down," declares Johnson. "The spinning ball thing just makes the whole Bible a big joke."


umm... just because the earth is round doesnt mean something cant go "UP"

thats relative to where you are at, at a given moment in time.. what is this guy smoking?? :dunno:

 

I am laughing my ass off.....hahahaha