trying to make the biggest thread in the history of threads. get with the program, n00b :chuckles:

 

woaaaaaaaah its the skinny dude

 

trying to get 20k posts

 

"longest" is more like it

 

hows the old lady :naughty:

 

we're good..

im not daaT skinny

 

pics?

 

no pics

 

Who wants to hear my jungle sound? You want to hear my jungle sound. I'ma gonna give it to you now.
foo like my chopsticks hit you with the shit with my little ass dick yellow, If you want to see me eat jello. I never seen nothing like you before. I can kick you higher than you can kick me. I can kick you way up into a tree. Who wants a taste of my oolong tea. ho ha ho ha who chi chi. Everybody in the phonebook name CHANG. Wanna see my wang? Never good going hit the gong with a bang. WOOOA. Everybody wants to see my throw a fireball, but that's not right, not in real life. Human form down and break your leg. Everybody wants to see me break an egg. Well I don't but I like Fried rice and I ain't got lice. Chin chang woo chi wang who right. That ain't nice. For the fortune cookie i'll only charge you twice. Delivery is free but not from me. I always charge a dollar fifthy. fifty five want to see my go ga? Hit you with the lamp haa yaa! Woo when I hit you with the shit do a split take a shit after you eat my shit. KuNG FU. Want my buffet? Your phucking gay. Ahh kuylong hit you with the hay. Stay the phuck away. Hit you with the bong. Only americans eat duck sauce. And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe. Watch this I can tip-toe while you take a piss in my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits. Hooooo Yaaaaa! I can kick you if you don't pay the bill. And if you want a little mint that's .50 cents....b*tch! Everything cost a little bit. So don't expect nothing for free at least from me. Ching chang chewy. I got you from taiwan city. hong kong i could smoke a bong and i could do it all night long. I don't confuse me with vietcon. I can get ypu and tackle you, shake you and never see me when i get you and bake you. woke you up and put you in a bambo cage and make you feel all my rage. poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me. God dammit shit burn blue when My whole city woo chi men shoot a load on your chin. god damn represent doink to the bai and if you want to come on in you are welcome to my world where the yellow should begin. HooooN YAAaa! Can't be tame. I got chance to control your brain. Now let us pause egg foo young and lo mein. so come on in baby have it just the same....(beat still playing).......no not that one day-day. Ha i don't suppose....hahaha.......