So my new ex is a freak...
You can have her, just don't blame me when your life goes to hell.:chuckles:
Oh, and that whole bi thing... I tried to use it to my advantage, but she said she'd only do it with an Angelina Jolie look-a-like. What a lying skank.
Oh, and that whole bi thing... I tried to use it to my advantage, but she said she'd only do it with an Angelina Jolie look-a-like. What a lying skank.
Originally posted by MrFatBooty
Hmm I just noticed that you're in NoVA. You should send her and her female friend my way, I'll keep her out of your hair for ya. :naughty:
(This is assuming of course, that she's hot.)
Hmm I just noticed that you're in NoVA. You should send her and her female friend my way, I'll keep her out of your hair for ya. :naughty:
(This is assuming of course, that she's hot.)
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You know what you should do? Get a hammer or something heavy, break all the windows on her car and get away. Be sure to tell a few TRUSTED friends what your up to. That way, if the police comes a knockin' you friends can back you up and say you were with them the whole time. Dog poop on her car seats wouldn't hurt either. hahah. Other than that, you should probably steer clear. You can never know what pschotic girls can do. Just a thought.



