I have a brick for just such an occassion

 

kill it with fire. grab the wd40 and a lighter.

 

Grab a shovel and hope for the best. Might hit it with some Raid beforehand to try and slow it down.

 

ask him if he's had breakfast??

 

+1

I don't mind spiders to much. Rather a spider than a cockroach or earwig.

 

holy fck.

i'd grab a gun and shoot it

 

Grab the sword out of my room and have an epic battle to the death.

 

This. Exactly this.

 

after I read this thread I went to run an errand. I looked down at the gauge cluster and this little black spider with huge green eyes was staring back. he jumped on my leg and I damn near left the road. I have no idea where he went but he's probably still in the car.

 

Move away from the nuclear power plant