hahaha, telemarketers
Originally posted by whoaitslen2
*ring*
me: "hello"
tele: "hello can i speak to a mr alfuente?"
me: "yeah.. oh wait hold on.. can i get your home phone number so i can call you back later on tonight?"
tele: "excuse me, my home phone number?"
me: "yeah your home phone number.. oh wait im sorry, that would be kind of rude to call you when your off work wouldnt it"
tele: "well, yes"
me: "yeah" :click:
:fawk:
*ring*
me: "hello"
tele: "hello can i speak to a mr alfuente?"
me: "yeah.. oh wait hold on.. can i get your home phone number so i can call you back later on tonight?"
tele: "excuse me, my home phone number?"
me: "yeah your home phone number.. oh wait im sorry, that would be kind of rude to call you when your off work wouldnt it"
tele: "well, yes"
me: "yeah" :click:
:fawk:
Phone rang two days ago...
Me: Mmmmmmyello?
Her: *sounds like she's on a car speaker phone, too busy to stop and put it to her ear* Yes, I'd like an appointment for Thursday?
Me: Excuse me?
Her: Is this 991-7926?
Me: Sure is.
Her: I'd like an appointment for Thursday at 11.
Me: Okay, great. We'll see you Thursday morning for your Botox injection.
Her: Um, no, wait...
Me: *click*
When she called back I said "Numero incorecto" and hung up.
Me: Mmmmmmyello?
Her: *sounds like she's on a car speaker phone, too busy to stop and put it to her ear* Yes, I'd like an appointment for Thursday?
Me: Excuse me?
Her: Is this 991-7926?
Me: Sure is.
Her: I'd like an appointment for Thursday at 11.
Me: Okay, great. We'll see you Thursday morning for your Botox injection.
Her: Um, no, wait...
Me: *click*
When she called back I said "Numero incorecto" and hung up.
my uncle taught me to do this years ago... Tell the telemarketer that you're gonna go find him/her and you'll be back in a minute. leave the phone off the hook, and when you get around to it, come back and see if they're still there. If so, tell them that they're stupid fvcks, laugh, and hang up.
Originally posted by RB
Jerry Seinfeld called...he wants his joke back.
Jerry Seinfeld called...he wants his joke back.
Originally posted by Fujiwara Takumi
um that was funnier when Jerry Seinfeld did it in his stand up act. 15 YEARS AGO.
um that was funnier when Jerry Seinfeld did it in his stand up act. 15 YEARS AGO.
Originally posted by Tirod˛slc
way to make the joke look stooopAd... :chuckles:
way to make the joke look stooopAd... :chuckles:
you guys watch seinfeld too?


