How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the
way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental notes do more
sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
natural avocado oil. Leave in hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner out of hair.

11. Shave armpits and legs

12. Turn off shower

13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair
in super absorbent towel.

15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener
and scratch your ass.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face.

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in
the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.

16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull
off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

19. Throw wet towel on bed

 

weird, am i the only guy who doesn't pee in the shower

 

that made me laugh.

 

Hard to admire a small one h::happysad:.

 

:rofl: :werd: i thought that was funny too

 

I was laughing my ass off at most of the stuff :chuckles:.

 

I used to dry off with a t-shirt every once in awhile. Good ole dorm days.

 

:rofl: :thumbup:

 

:repost: [echo]OF THE CENTURY[/echo] ...

 

:stupid: