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do you ever get a fart stuck between your cheeks?

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Old May 16, 2011 | 11:32 AM
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it's been happening to me more often lately. i have to push it out with my hands or lean against a wall or something. if i just clench, it to goes the wrong way. and as soon as i release it, another one comes out and fills that space so i'm constantly with an air bubble between my cheeks. sucks.
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Old May 16, 2011 | 11:44 AM
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interesting, answer is no. do you know that if you spread your buttcheeks while you fart, it won't make a sounds
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Old May 16, 2011 | 01:14 PM
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wtf?
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Old May 16, 2011 | 01:22 PM
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Wow, no. If I'm sitting in a funny position it might gets stuck for a moment, but I just have to shift a little to get it out. Never had anything that required manual manipulation of my buttcheeks.
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Old May 16, 2011 | 01:45 PM
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Just stick a straw in there, so it has somewhere to go. <_<
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Old May 16, 2011 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by BetterBob
Just stick a straw in there, so it has somewhere to go. <_<
brilliant!
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Old May 16, 2011 | 03:28 PM
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Are you overweight?
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Old May 17, 2011 | 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Zackk
Are you overweight?
Beat me to it...
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Old May 17, 2011 | 05:21 AM
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hasn't happened in a while.
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Old May 17, 2011 | 06:09 AM
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robert is pretty slim, iirc. he might have grown a big booty though

never happened to me
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