i was sitting here at work thinking how much work blows on a sunday night :jerkit: and the loudspeaker outside turned on

"THIS IS SCHLITZ PARK SECURITY, YOU ARE TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE PROPERTY, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY"

ahahahah, ****ing awesome, wish i coulda seen dudes face as it as loud as hell. ill bet he shit himself.

 

Someone was breaking in?

 

getting caught trespassing > working on a sunday

:db:

 

i think they were rattling the electronic door, its guarded with a key card.

 

I was at a car dealer on S 27th, maybe Toyota or something, looking at cars at about 11 pm or something and loud speaker came on saying something like, "You are trespassing, please stay where you are, the police are on their way!" :jerkit: I was like ok whatevah. I walked around the car to look at the sticker and then another car. Then calmly got in my car and left. Didn't see any police coming. Imagine that!

 

:wtf: :tfg:

 

ahhaha, thats so ghey.