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How many bowel movements do you have per day?

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Old 05-04-2011, 12:09 PM
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Default How many bowel movements do you have per day?

I usually average about 2. Once in the morning and once in the afternoon or after dinner. Feels good man. I know I won't get any type of colon or intestinal cancer.
Old 05-04-2011, 12:44 PM
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0.3 - 0.5.
Old 05-04-2011, 12:52 PM
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I am usually on a 24 hour cycle if I am eating normally I am pretty good at either pooping in the mornings, at noon or at night. So I am always near a non-public bathroom. I sometimes go to my moms when I have a nooner
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Once every two days...preferably at my pad.
Old 05-04-2011, 01:16 PM
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Once in the morning before my shower around 8-9am then another about 10:30-11am. Maybe one good one around 8pm
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2-3 usually by noon-1pm.
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
Once in the morning before my shower around 8-9am then another about 10:30-11am. Maybe one good one around 8pm
Waste of a shower

I hate pooping after showering
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Old 05-04-2011, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by b00gers
Waste of a shower

I hate pooping after showering
Haha. True story. I'm actually ok with it. Cleaning my water balloon knot is one of my favorite tasks. It gets a roto rooter in the shower. The 2nd one is usually more solid.
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If I completely evacuate in teh morning, then it's once a day, but it normally doesn't happen.

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and if I know I'm bout to go eat out for dinner then I try to force poop it all out or else I get the bubblies after I finish dinner
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1/2days



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