so i'm driving home this dame crow sits in the middle of the road. i'm going 40mph. you know how they usually fly awa the last couple seconds before you reach them. will this bird did not move at all. and i drove over it....... i looked back in my rear view mirror and its just standing there either this bird is very smart and figured out that it doesn't get run over if its in the middle, or its very stupid and doesn't know when to move.
good for that bird that my car isn't lowered:tony:

 

Yeah birds are dumb that way

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lol
That must be such a stupid bird.

 

those birds are actually smart. i see them on the freeway sometimes and they chill on the shoulder like 1 foot away from being hit.

 

you call that smart :eh:

 

:ugh:

 

My friend hit a bird a couple weeks ago. It got stuck in his car, he was such a pussy that I had to take it out for him when he found it 2 weeks later. After I took it out I waved it in front of him and he ran away screaming like a girl:jerkit:

 

haha i run over animals on purpose.

 

i ran into a crow one day,..it made my whole windshield a spider web,...the bad thing was i was an hour away from home and if i did anything over 50 MPH you can hear my glass cracking like it wanted to fall off,..that drive home sucked that night

 

They don't have the term birdbrain for no reason ya know