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Old Apr 26, 2011 | 08:33 PM
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Do you feel any raised area when you wipe? It's possible to tear the skin which can continue to tear causing pain every time you have a bowel movement.
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Old Apr 26, 2011 | 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by dE.fUsEd
Cut back on the alcohol for a couple weeks, and use baby wipes instead of toilet paper.
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Old Apr 26, 2011 | 09:54 PM
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Eat some fiber and drink more water.
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Old Apr 26, 2011 | 10:27 PM
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lol.



According to the banners, you should get some of this shit. o:
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Old Apr 27, 2011 | 12:17 AM
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Aren't you a PA?
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Old Apr 27, 2011 | 04:18 AM
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Even if you don't have a bloody butthole, baby wipes are where it's at. My ass is always springtime fresh.
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Old Apr 27, 2011 | 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by ShaolinLueb
swallow your pride and go to a doctor. get the rectum checked out.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!
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Old Apr 27, 2011 | 05:24 AM
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no other signs and symptoms? sounds like maybe just some anal fissures More fibers if you're straining and have hard stools.
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Old Apr 28, 2011 | 11:19 PM
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um, go to a doctor?

at the very least, get a mirror and look at your asshole if there is blood coming out of it
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Old Apr 29, 2011 | 02:29 AM
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just go to the doctor, it's not like it'll be the first time you've had a strange man poke your butt
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