This Friday is...
... FATF2 or whatever the hell they called it opening night. I think I am gonna drive around and watch dumb 16 year olds trying to impress their 13 year old gfs and getting pulled over or better yet driving under a truck.
I think FATF is a great movie, its up there along with Jackass as movies that help take the scum off the streets. If any of you guys watch Wind Tunnel with Dave Despain then you'll remember this comment he made, which is very true. Why do we have so many dumb drivers in America? Because Henry Ford decided to start spitting out cars like mice and made it possible for every Joe to own a car. The driving schools made their tests so easy that even a retard could pass it. Move across the ocean and you have the Autobahn which has fewer accidents than all the interstates in the US put together. If we made cars a little more expensive, and made driving tests harder maybe we'd take the dumbasses off the road for good. So I wouldn't be driving behind 70 year old grandma in her Geo Metro talking on her cellphone and moving around more than a hooker's ass. I wouldn't have soccer mom in her SUV running me off the road because she is late for her hair dresser's appointment.
I think FATF is a great movie, its up there along with Jackass as movies that help take the scum off the streets. If any of you guys watch Wind Tunnel with Dave Despain then you'll remember this comment he made, which is very true. Why do we have so many dumb drivers in America? Because Henry Ford decided to start spitting out cars like mice and made it possible for every Joe to own a car. The driving schools made their tests so easy that even a retard could pass it. Move across the ocean and you have the Autobahn which has fewer accidents than all the interstates in the US put together. If we made cars a little more expensive, and made driving tests harder maybe we'd take the dumbasses off the road for good. So I wouldn't be driving behind 70 year old grandma in her Geo Metro talking on her cellphone and moving around more than a hooker's ass. I wouldn't have soccer mom in her SUV running me off the road because she is late for her hair dresser's appointment.
Our biggest theater is having all the "cool" cars in town come. They are giving you free tickets if you have a said "cool" car, then you park it in the front.
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Originally posted by mrhonda_187
Wow, that's pretty offensive, albeit mostly true... is that word for word?
Wow, that's pretty offensive, albeit mostly true... is that word for word?
On a side note... blame CBS... back in the day the Indy 500 race was the only televised race and then CBS decides to show a Nascar race and that pretty much changed everything. Now Nascar eats all the sponsor money and Cart and Indy get crap, hence we see no American drivers in F1 and won't in the near future. Funny that the last 5 spots in the F3000 championship is held by 4 Americans. Hey why don't we spend all our money in "stock" cars that don't have any "stock" quality in them rather than spend money training open wheel drivers that can cross over into F1.
Originally posted by 94civicEX
Our biggest theater is having all the "cool" cars in town come. They are giving you free tickets if you have a said "cool" car, then you park it in the front.
Our biggest theater is having all the "cool" cars in town come. They are giving you free tickets if you have a said "cool" car, then you park it in the front.
Originally posted by mrhonda_187
Great, now the 14 year old ticket boys are in charge of determining what's 'cool', I suppose? Sweet Jeebus.
Great, now the 14 year old ticket boys are in charge of determining what's 'cool', I suppose? Sweet Jeebus.
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