My roommate Joe has this girlfriend of his that practically lives here, except she doesn't technically live here. The both of them are in the shower having some random conversation about nothing in particular and talking all loud so they can hear each other over the water. Ugh.

On top of that the asshole will watch the fucking History Channel or one of its 10 other permutations on our lovely digital cable and home theater in the living room (which is next to my bedroom) and then when he's done he'll leave the damn tv on.

Oh and he also blows his nose all the damn time and he doesn't use tissues--he wastes the toilet paper. I swear I buy a pack of 4 rolls and it's gone within two days. I even bought him a box of tissues one time and told him to stop fucking blowing his nose with the toilet paper, but no. It's totally a compulsive habit. He's always honking away and then when I get the urge to take a shit I have to go to Walgreen's and buy toilet paper while trying not to shit myself.

I mean he's a decent guy and all but he acts like there's nobody else living here. I don't care at all though, I'm moving out in 8 days and then I'm never gonna see his stinkin ass again.

 

haha i blow my nose with toilet paper. tissues are just too fragile. :fawk:

 

Do you do it a minimum of 5 times a day?

 

h:. i can relate to him.

 

Bwahahahahahahahaha the scald guard just went off and the shower was like gl-gl-gl-gl-gl-gl-glunk! :lmfao: