I don't care if it is old, it's still funny:

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's or a man's personality based on what she / he drinks.

Even though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost ALL counts.

The results for
WOMEN
who drink :

Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink . . .

Wine
(does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

White Zinfandel
Personality:
Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is . . . this should be an easy target.


Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk. and naked
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Tequila
No explanations required .
everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


The results for MEN:
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer
He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get
laid.

Whiskey
He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila
He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel
He's gay!

 

My parents drink Zinfandel

my mom has no clue and my dad's a fag!

 

domestic beer and import beer for me with a shot of tequila every once in a while.

 

heyyy i like white zinfandel...

 

Drinking a glass of wine in a bar = :down:

 

what about people that don't drink?

 

I doubt they'd be in a bar.

 

i used to hang out in a bar but not drink. of course, my girlfriend was the bartender. :dunno:

 

I don't drink and don't hang out in bars, mainly because I don't smoke and don't want to smell like a damn ashtray. I would go to the bar to watch the drunks for a laugh if the environment wasn't polluted with smoke, and it didn't cost me 3bucks for a glass of water.

 

Never drink wine in bars...its a given women think your gay if you do.

Microbrews and mixed drinks only for me....shots do bad things and make for some really interesting outcomes