sarrRs!
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sarrRs!
so my friend told me a joke yesterday..
A man suspected of SARS is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse came to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know mister, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbled, "are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a nice good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with your testicles!"
At this time the man pulled off his mask and asked again, "I SAID, are my TESTS RESULTS BACK?!"
A man suspected of SARS is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse came to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know mister, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbled, "are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a nice good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with your testicles!"
At this time the man pulled off his mask and asked again, "I SAID, are my TESTS RESULTS BACK?!"
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