Had a better sleep last night. Woke up to a beautiful dry 65 degree weather. Too bad I got to work. Counting down to Friday

I use to pee in the toilet at the same time as my dad when i was 5 or 6 years of age.

 

i'm trying to wake up earlier because of the weather. bought a bunch of mulch yesterday, might start that this weekend.

 

in. Not sure what's going on today, kinda took a slacker day yesterday (been taking a lot of those lately)

When I was like 1 or two I climbed into the toilet and tried to flush myself

 

Should be a pretty easy day at work before things get crazy tomorrow.

My parents watched me eat a large spider when I was 8-10 months old. They weren't able to get to me before I popped it in my mouth. Apparently all they were able to recover was the 4 legs that were still sticking out of my mouth.

 

Two more tests today. I'm dying. 5 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours.

When I was about 5, my dad took my two sisters skiing, but I was too young. It pissed me off.

So I stood on two paint cans and put the handles over my feet like straps, and used two dowel rods as ski poles.

Slipped off, and stabbed the dowel rod into the corner of my eye, 0.25" away from my eyeball, and the rod went about a half of an inch deep.

Pretty lucky I don't have a glass eyeball now.

 

one time, i going down a curved slide head first. somehow, i flew off the slide and fell on my face. i have a school picture with a big scrape on my cheek.

 

Just finished my second exam, back at the apartment now and cracked the first beer of the day.


Awwwwwwe eeeeeeee yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaa

 

Interview for side job today.

When I was a baby, I was super chubby and got put on non-fat milk. :nopd:

 

I need one of those. What might you be doing?

 

My roommate is a manager at a hotel near LAX. I would be serving in the evening. The hotel is filled with suites so the vibe is super mellow and people get hammered and crawl back to their rooms. It's never super busy but the check averages are pretty big and most guests are on company expense accounts. I will have on a tie today