banks close for any reason they can think of.

"Dubya got a new haircut today. We're closed."

 

federal law prohibits them being closed for more than one day a week supposedly, so i would say your statement is a bit of an exaggeration. i get around 6 payed holidays a year...

new years, memorial day, Independance day, Labor day, Thanksgiving, Christmas.

i think thats it. i work for prez day, and christmas eve, etc. Some people had to work on easter sunday :rofl: suckers.

 

what's snow?

 

but I was never really good at math

 

fluffy beautiful evil. its like baby poop, at first you think, "hey this poop is from a baby, and babies are cute, so it cant be all that bad..."

but then the snow is squirting up its back, and it smells worse than any hell you can ever think of, and you shovel and shovel and it just wont go away, and it sticks to everything, and then it makes your baby cry.

 

then why are they closed every sunday? and then on a holiday? LAWSUIT!!!

 

*refers rick to his genes*

 

sundays are different, but most banks nowadays are open a few hours on sunday. For instance, I think christmas eve is a half day typically.

 

I was just kidding h:


I just don't like math h:

 

"Math is hard" - Barbie

is that you in your sig? I expected you to be one of them asian guys with the greased down hair like Mike Meyers' character or the factory guys on the simpsons.