local commercials suck
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snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
local commercials suck
so im watching tv, and there is this local matress company commercial on. The guy was talking about how they have the best deals, and if you find a better deal somewhere else that his company can't beat, he'll give you the matress for free.
Now lets just think about that one for a second.
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Ok, so he can't give you the best deal, so he's going to GIVE AWAY a matress?!?! He might as well just be the other deal and get SOME money out of the deal! In which case, he has NEVER given away a free matress because he is always going to make SOME money instead of giving away the matress for free.
Ugh, stupid local bitches.
Now lets just think about that one for a second.
...
Ok, so he can't give you the best deal, so he's going to GIVE AWAY a matress?!?! He might as well just be the other deal and get SOME money out of the deal! In which case, he has NEVER given away a free matress because he is always going to make SOME money instead of giving away the matress for free.
Ugh, stupid local bitches.
