Got pulled over tonight
Cop starts trailing me for a little bit.. and after about half a mile he flips his lights on. I'm on a road that's winding all over the place, the shoulder is nothing but ice and snow and really no place for me to pull over. So I put on my flashers, and turn down the first side road I see to get us both off the main road. (30 seconds since he turned his lights on, maybe) I pull over and the guy comes up to my window and is all pissed off, demanding to see my license, reg.. etc. He's whigging out a bit.. asking why I didn't pull over right away.. I said I wanted to get us off the main road because of the - he cuts me off saying that HE MAKES THE DECISIONS AND WHEN THE LIGHTS GO ON YOU PULLOVER.
I hand him my stuff. He asks how my record is and I tell him it's totally clean and he lets me know he's pulling me over for a headlight that's out. Must have just happened cause it was working when I left my sister's.. but.. anyway.. he goes back to his car and then comes back totally calm and chill and starts talking to me like a normal human being.
WTF bipolar cops.
I don't think I showed him... but maybe he'll pull his panties out of his crack a bit and chill the fuck out next time.
I hand him my stuff. He asks how my record is and I tell him it's totally clean and he lets me know he's pulling me over for a headlight that's out. Must have just happened cause it was working when I left my sister's.. but.. anyway.. he goes back to his car and then comes back totally calm and chill and starts talking to me like a normal human being.
WTF bipolar cops. I don't think I showed him... but maybe he'll pull his panties out of his crack a bit and chill the fuck out next time.
I was driving my roommate's '95 Accord to IN and OUT the other day. Culver City Poh poh made me feel like I stole it. My roommate was sitting shotgun. o:
I think that cop uses one of these...
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Rodney king! Rodney king! Rodney king!
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lulz i love when they get pissy bc you were trying to help them out by pulling over once it was safe for both of you.
anymore if they act like a dick i make them pay for it in little ways . . . if it's raining or really cold i take my sweet time finding my paperwork
anymore if they act like a dick i make them pay for it in little ways . . . if it's raining or really cold i take my sweet time finding my paperwork


