Some Short Takes
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Some Short Takes
There are eleven teams in the Big Ten
I think pimps should have Employee of the Month the way pther businesses do. It would be good for morale. And i'll bte blow jobs would improve, too.
Here's a little car fun. If someone is driving alongside you in the right-hand lane, act concerned and wave them toward the side of the road yelling, "Pull over! Pull over! Pull over!" When they finally pull over, just keep going. Let 'em sit there and think it over for a while. It's certainly none of your concern. In fact, you don't want to have anything to do with a person like that.
I think pimps should have Employee of the Month the way pther businesses do. It would be good for morale. And i'll bte blow jobs would improve, too.
Here's a little car fun. If someone is driving alongside you in the right-hand lane, act concerned and wave them toward the side of the road yelling, "Pull over! Pull over! Pull over!" When they finally pull over, just keep going. Let 'em sit there and think it over for a while. It's certainly none of your concern. In fact, you don't want to have anything to do with a person like that.
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Sometime when you're watching a street musician, walk over in the middle of a song and whisper to him that you don't like his music. Then take a dollar out of his cup and walk away.
How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
This year for the Oscars and Emmys i wore my usual outfit: underwear. i enjoy television a lot more when i'm comfortably dressed.
The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
This year for the Oscars and Emmys i wore my usual outfit: underwear. i enjoy television a lot more when i'm comfortably dressed.
The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
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You never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving. I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
I think many years ago an advanced civilization intervened with us genetically and gave us just enough intelligence to develop dangerous technology but not enough to use it wisely. Then they sat back to watch the fun. Kind of like a human zoo. And you know what? They're getting their money's worth.
I don't have hobbies, i have interests. Hobbies cost money. Interests are free.
Don't you hate it when a rock band comes onstage and apparently the drummer has decided that somehow it's cool to wear a funny hat?
Why is it when the two main characters in an action movie have their big climactic fight it always turns out that both of them are really good fighters? Just once, wouldn't you like to see a fight between two leading male characters where on of them gets the shit completely beat out of them in about eight seconds? Especially the hero.
I think many years ago an advanced civilization intervened with us genetically and gave us just enough intelligence to develop dangerous technology but not enough to use it wisely. Then they sat back to watch the fun. Kind of like a human zoo. And you know what? They're getting their money's worth.
I don't have hobbies, i have interests. Hobbies cost money. Interests are free.
Don't you hate it when a rock band comes onstage and apparently the drummer has decided that somehow it's cool to wear a funny hat?
Why is it when the two main characters in an action movie have their big climactic fight it always turns out that both of them are really good fighters? Just once, wouldn't you like to see a fight between two leading male characters where on of them gets the shit completely beat out of them in about eight seconds? Especially the hero.
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Originally posted by SmOkIneLf
Why is it when the two main characters in an action movie have their big climactic fight it always turns out that both of them are really good fighters? Just once, wouldn't you like to see a fight between two leading male characters where on of them gets the shit completely beat out of them in about eight seconds? Especially the hero.
Why is it when the two main characters in an action movie have their big climactic fight it always turns out that both of them are really good fighters? Just once, wouldn't you like to see a fight between two leading male characters where on of them gets the shit completely beat out of them in about eight seconds? Especially the hero.