one time i hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
i would just sit there with my mind a complete blank, while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
at the end of the week, the teacher said, "class i want you to write a paper using your notes"
so i wrote a paper that said, "hello, my name is bingo. i like to climb on things. can i have a banana? eek eek."
i got an F.
when i told my mom about it, she said, "i told you: never trust a monkey".

the end.


thanks Brak. you're the greatest.

 

:thinking: wtf

Drugs are bad

 

I spank my monkey in the steam room.:naughty:

Thanks Angie.:thumbup:

 

:wtf:

 

whoah, old school, i remember that.

"when i was young my favorite uncle was uncle caveman, we called him uncle caveman because he lived in a cave and sometimes ate one of us. Latre we found out Uncle Caveman was a bear."

 

i'm a monkey

 

:rofl:

 

:eh: mmmmmkay.

 

that was interesting,.....

 

:uhhok:yeah