Funny Apt Ad (IMHO)
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webcammie
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Funny Apt Ad (IMHO)
So I was looking through craigslist.org and found this ad:
$1 - Seeking cool girl ,share apt/good times w/cute 20ish male*PICS*save$
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Reply to: jsburgess_1@yahoo.com
Date: 2003-05-12, 12:14PM
hi! thanks for stopping by for a moment, hows your day goin? ok heres my idea - im good as far as money goes right now so i thought i might help a girl out and who knows - maybe some good will come out of it ,n e way - share an 2bdr apt thats furnished , comes with couchs, tables , frig , mic , big screen tv , dvd , ps2 , digital cable with ALL the movie channels and sony vaio pc with cable modem high speed internet connection , huge walk in closet , carpet , balcony , huge size pool ,maid service , 5 mins to 405 and 10 fwys ,7 minutes to santa monica and the ocean , 10 minutes to hollywood ---------------- share room with young quiet easygoin straight male ,looking for a cool laidback girl (18-26) to move in , a girl i could get to know & somebody i could trust ,someone i could have some fun with outside and inside
from time to time , no drama or strings attached - im too easygoin for all that ! , dont care how u look as long as its normal , plz be lighter shade tho (white,hispanic,asian), sorry sistas! lets just be friends 1st and see what happens and have some fun in this town , foriegners or travelers welcome ! PLZ send a pic when u respond if u have one & heres some pics of me http://photos.yahoo.com/jsburgess_1, -------------------------------------------------------------------------
$1 - Seeking cool girl ,share apt/good times w/cute 20ish male*PICS*save$
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Reply to: jsburgess_1@yahoo.com
Date: 2003-05-12, 12:14PM
hi! thanks for stopping by for a moment, hows your day goin? ok heres my idea - im good as far as money goes right now so i thought i might help a girl out and who knows - maybe some good will come out of it ,n e way - share an 2bdr apt thats furnished , comes with couchs, tables , frig , mic , big screen tv , dvd , ps2 , digital cable with ALL the movie channels and sony vaio pc with cable modem high speed internet connection , huge walk in closet , carpet , balcony , huge size pool ,maid service , 5 mins to 405 and 10 fwys ,7 minutes to santa monica and the ocean , 10 minutes to hollywood ---------------- share room with young quiet easygoin straight male ,looking for a cool laidback girl (18-26) to move in , a girl i could get to know & somebody i could trust ,someone i could have some fun with outside and inside
from time to time , no drama or strings attached - im too easygoin for all that ! , dont care how u look as long as its normal , plz be lighter shade tho (white,hispanic,asian), sorry sistas! lets just be friends 1st and see what happens and have some fun in this town , foriegners or travelers welcome ! PLZ send a pic when u respond if u have one & heres some pics of me http://photos.yahoo.com/jsburgess_1, -------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Originally posted by FromTheBottom
this sounds like "mike's apartment"
anyone know what i'm talking about?
this sounds like "mike's apartment"
anyone know what i'm talking about?
But that's fawkin stupid. may as well just be to the point. "Looking for some hoe to live with me, and sleep with me for cheap housing."
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Write back to him and send some random picture of a hot chick.
Then say all the right things and somewhere in there say something like...and now that the herpes outbreaks are under control......
:rofl:
Then say all the right things and somewhere in there say something like...and now that the herpes outbreaks are under control......
:rofl:
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