MrFatbooty

So I get this random IM. Turns out it's a friend of a kid who I was a camp counselor for last year. Enjoy...

kevindonati611: hey
kevindonati611: u know who i am
Sir Fatbooty: nope
kevindonati611: u dont
kevindonati611: who r u
kevindonati611: im kevin donati
Sir Fatbooty: ok...
kevindonati611: who r u
Sir Fatbooty: and why should i tell you that?
Sir Fatbooty: you're the one who sent the im, why'd you start talking to me if you don't even know who i am?
kevindonati611: jason hurley send me his buddy list and i dont know everybody
kevindonati611: now who r u
kevindonati611: girl or boy
kevindonati611: ur name
Sir Fatbooty: i'm not your age, and i don't go to your school
Sir Fatbooty: so i don't really have to tell you more than that
kevindonati611: u dont know my age
Sir Fatbooty: i know how old jason hurley is, and you're his friend
kevindonati611: nope
kevindonati611: his not my friiend
Sir Fatbooty: so he just randomly sent you his buddy list?
kevindonati611: yea
Sir Fatbooty: and you don't know him at all?
kevindonati611: just a litle
kevindonati611: in the hallways
Sir Fatbooty: ok so now i know how old you are
Sir Fatbooty: you're in middle school
Sir Fatbooty: i'm in college
Sir Fatbooty: you don't know me
kevindonati611: o r u hot
Sir Fatbooty: no, i'm a guy
kevindonati611: im a girl
Sir Fatbooty: right, a girl named kevin
Sir Fatbooty: you shouldn't try to hit on random people over the internet
kevindonati611: k bitch g2g

jlammy

:ghey: kid hehehe....

maybe he was just bored

ManInCamo

what a moron

MrFatbooty

Now I decided to mess with the kid.

Sir Fatbooty: okay i lied i'm actually a really hot 7th grade girl, i go to julius west
Sir Fatbooty: don't you want to meet me? i'm really hot
kevindonati611: wats ur name
Sir Fatbooty: if you know jason hurley you must be hot too
Sir Fatbooty: are you hot?
kevindonati611: yea
Sir Fatbooty: that sucks because people who go to frost suck
Sir Fatbooty: and i don't like it when people call me bitch
Sir Fatbooty: you lost your chance right there buddy
kevindonati611: o srry
Sir Fatbooty: too late
kevindonati611: ur a boy
kevindonati611: and i am 2
Sir Fatbooty: no i told you i'm a hot 7th grade girl at julius west
kevindonati611: i can tell by ur sn
Sir Fatbooty: oh really?
Sir Fatbooty: then why'd you ask if i was a boy or a girl?
kevindonati611: yea
kevindonati611: 2 just make shure
Sir Fatbooty: yeah right
Sir Fatbooty: i bet you're not even hot
Sir Fatbooty: i'm going to tell all my girlfriends that kevin donati is a dork
Auto response from kevindonati611: I am away from my computer right now.

(Julius West and Frost are middle schools in my hometown)

NOPD

go ask him to meet u some where and :slap: the **** out of him

Derek

pedophile!

ManInCamo

lol

brtecson

:ugh:

redgoober4life

Sir Child Predator :fawk: People do things on the internet they normally wouldn't do, and I just don't understand that. It makes me go face.

jlammy

HAHAHAHAHA...what a bish