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Old 05-09-2003, 09:38 AM
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,86454,00.html
Old 05-09-2003, 09:40 AM
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hahaha, it reads like a fawking simpsons script.
Old 05-09-2003, 09:41 AM
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Just think, we were once them....:fawk:
Old 05-09-2003, 09:43 AM
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hehe.. silly, but i find this part interesting:
Phillips said the experiment showed that monkeys "are not random generators. They're more complex than that.

"They were quite interested in the screen, and they saw that when they typed a letter, something happened. There was a level of intention there."
Old 05-09-2003, 09:45 AM
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At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies.

Eventually, monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced five pages of text, composed primarily of the letter S. Later, the letters A, J, L and M crept in — not quite literature.
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well if you believe in evolution then it should happen (which i believe)

it'll take a billion years tho...hehe

i believe evolution happens when the environment makes the animal adapt to it


so thats why monkeys are still here.....some were in one environment and stayed monkeys and some were in another environment a long ass time ago and became us
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I'd hate to have to clean that keyboard though...
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Originally posted by NorCal DC4
I'd hate to have to clean that keyboard though...
I think they disposed of it.
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can't we be doing better things with money?
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Originally posted by 18secFerio
can't we be doing better things with money?
um. reading comprehension owns you.




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