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Old May 7, 2003 | 08:39 PM
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anyone ever heard of Wesley Willis? :rofl:

http://www.monzy.org/wesley/

He's this pskitsophranic bum that some producer stumbled upon and started getting him gigs. Now he's got an album :chuckles: :thumbup:


one of my buddies DL'd it and gave me a copy...its fukkin hilariouse!
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Old May 7, 2003 | 08:43 PM
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Old May 7, 2003 | 08:47 PM
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haha
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Old May 7, 2003 | 08:47 PM
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"Play that song 'Jesus is the Answer'!" suggests a fan from the back of the bar.

"Come up here on stage and play with my balls," suggests Willis in return.



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Old May 7, 2003 | 08:50 PM
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suck a heyenas musty ass...

suck a sperm whales spermy dick...

suck a diharea baby's stanky asshole...

*goes into chorus*

"suck a cheetas DICK!!....

SUCK A CHEETAS diiick....

suck a cheetas DIIICK!!!...

:rofl:
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Old May 7, 2003 | 09:10 PM
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And presenting his latest cut...Shit On My Toes!

Shit On My Toes
by Wesley Willis


You can really rock it out.
I love you a lot in the long run.
Right on brother.
Shit On My Toes is excellent.

Chorus:
SHIT ON MY TOES!!!
SHIT ON MY TOES!!!
SHIT ON MY TOES!!!
SHIT ON MY TOES!!!

About 93900 people like Shit On My Toes.
Shit On My Toes is the best.
You can really rock your ass off.
I like you well.

SHIT ON MY TOES!!!
SHIT ON MY TOES!!!
SHIT ON MY TOES!!!
SHIT ON MY TOES!!!

You are the best in the long run.
You really whoop Saddam Hussein's ass.
I love you a lot in the long run.
You are my special rectum.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

American Airlines - we mean business in Chicago.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
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Old May 7, 2003 | 11:28 PM
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I downloaded some of his songs... Not funny.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 11:40 PM
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Originally posted by dom93hatch
I downloaded some of his songs... Not funny.
Why don't you come over here and play with my balls? h:
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Old May 8, 2003 | 12:27 PM
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Old May 8, 2003 | 01:34 PM
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I was always more a fan of "I whupped Batman's ass."
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