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Old May 5, 2003 | 04:01 PM
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sometimes wish it were legal to use traquilizer darts on them. I get home from a long day, go into my room to check my Voice Messages and return calls. My nephews decide to open my door and run. I tell them I am on the phone and to close my door, but end up closing it myself. Then they come again and open the door and run, so here I was trying to return a call and holding the door shut. They come a few more times and hit my door. I'm getting pretty agitated, since they've been pulling this crap for over a week now.. so I get my calls done, go to fix some late lunch. My nephew decides to come over and hit me, then run. All the while, my sister is sitting on her butt, reading a book..


I am definitely NOT having kids until my late 20's, early 30's. I mean, I do love kids, but to be honest, my sister needs to learn to control her kids better. h:
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Old May 5, 2003 | 04:18 PM
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stop having kids with your sister :fawk:
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Old May 5, 2003 | 04:18 PM
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That sux, my little bro is a real pain in the ass too.
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Old May 5, 2003 | 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by whoaitslen2
stop having kids with your sister :fawk:
mmm, yeah.... I'm not related to you, thanks... :fawk:
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Old May 5, 2003 | 04:19 PM
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Originally posted by Morpheus
That sux, my little bro is a real pain in the ass too.
yeah, here's the kicker. I'm the youngest child in the family, so I'm not used to little kids around daily. I mean, my nephews are cool most of the time, but when they act up, they really act up. :a:
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Old May 5, 2003 | 08:04 PM
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He wants to use tranquilizer darts on kids so they are more receptive...another Jacko???

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Old May 5, 2003 | 08:05 PM
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Grind up a little Xanax and put it in their apple juice. I saw a news story about how a flight attendant did that to silence a crying baby after its parents couldn't succeed. He got fired. Maybe he should have been taking the Xanax himself instead of spiking babies' drinks.
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Old May 5, 2003 | 08:06 PM
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i deal with this m-f from 2:40-5:30. holla. :happysad:
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Old May 5, 2003 | 08:08 PM
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why bother having kids you can be the kid
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Old May 5, 2003 | 08:08 PM
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On a more serious note, kids are teh rox0rs and when I find the right chick I'm a make a bunch of babies with her.
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