I escaped cuddling (a.k.a. today was a good day)
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I escaped cuddling (a.k.a. today was a good day)
So today was the Mifflin Street Block Party. Mifflin Street has a bunch of bigass student houses on it and everyone who lives there throws a kegger at the same time, hence the block party. On a total of 3 blocks there are like 70,000 people at any given time and it lasts from 10 am to like midnite or later.
I got stoned, went over to Mifflin, got drunk, ran into some friends, got more drunk, etc. At some point it got a little blurry. I ended up at this chick's house, who happens to be roommates with the girl I carpool to work with. That's gonna be a fun car ride on Monday. Anyway. This girl was like 40DD, when I took her bra off it was like "whomp!" Hahahaha. Afterwards she was all tryin to fall asleep and stuff on top of my arm so I couldn't escape! I called a bunch of people on my cell with my one remaining hand to keep myself occupied but nobody picked up. Then she woke up and I tried for round 2 but she was still half passed out, and of course while that was going on one of my roommates called me back.
I escaped the evil clutches of the big-titted one, made it to Qdoba, got munchies, and now I am safely at home. Man what a night, and I get to sleep in my own bed instead of the floor of that girl's living room with her crushing my arm. Score!
I got stoned, went over to Mifflin, got drunk, ran into some friends, got more drunk, etc. At some point it got a little blurry. I ended up at this chick's house, who happens to be roommates with the girl I carpool to work with. That's gonna be a fun car ride on Monday. Anyway. This girl was like 40DD, when I took her bra off it was like "whomp!" Hahahaha. Afterwards she was all tryin to fall asleep and stuff on top of my arm so I couldn't escape! I called a bunch of people on my cell with my one remaining hand to keep myself occupied but nobody picked up. Then she woke up and I tried for round 2 but she was still half passed out, and of course while that was going on one of my roommates called me back.
I escaped the evil clutches of the big-titted one, made it to Qdoba, got munchies, and now I am safely at home. Man what a night, and I get to sleep in my own bed instead of the floor of that girl's living room with her crushing my arm. Score!
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BOOM goes the dynamite!
Originally posted by MrFatBooty
Whatever focker, it's not like I make a habit of either taking a digicam out drinking or taking pictures of random chicks I :boink:.
Whatever focker, it's not like I make a habit of either taking a digicam out drinking or taking pictures of random chicks I :boink:.