Worked a lot today, my roommate is home now from Iraq, and I really have no plans tonight. Meh.

 

glad i carried.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2010/...ight-up-night/

happen literally a block away from where we were walking and had just walked through there several minutes prior.

 

so you shot the guy?

 

did you read the 3rd line of my post?

 

yeh, but i also read the first, which made it seem like you used your gun.

 

id prob still be at the police station o:

 

Boom! Gunshot.

 

Wrigley is just the wrong place to play a football game.



This frog goes into the bank to get a loan.

The loan officer, Patty Black, asks, "Do you have anything for collateral?"

He answers, "I have this family heirloom." Which he hands over for her to inspect.

She has no idea what it is, not to mention what it is worth, but does not want to look like an idiot in front of a customer, so she says, "I am going to have to ask my manager."

She goes to the manager with the frog's collateral. She tells the tale, "This frog wants to use this family heirloom as collateral for a loan, and I am not sure what to tell him. I don't even know what it is."

The manager says, "Let me have a look at it," and she hands it over. He inspects it closely, very impressed. "I have seen these before, but never one this beautiful or in such excellent condition."

She asks, "What is it?"

He responds, "It's a knick knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan."

You asked for that one, Oldman.

 

How do you like that lib?

 

first sentence should've been.

'glad i walked through this place several minutes prior'