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Old 11-10-2010, 09:34 AM
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what do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period?
[SPOILER="a"]you get your palm red[/SPOILER]


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Old 11-10-2010, 09:37 AM
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A bloody finger! LOLOLOLz. Good one!

Hey, whats under there?













Under where?
















Ewww, underwear! :reechy:
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Forgot to include answer h:

[SPOILER="a"]you get your plam RED[/SPOILER]
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Updog.


Updog.



Updog.


Updog.



Whats up dog?








Nothing, whats up with you, DAWG! :rofl: LOLOLOLz
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Originally Posted by b00gers
Updog.


Updog.



Updog.


Updog.



Whats up dog?








Nothing, whats up with you, DAWG! :rofl: LOLOLOLz

Too much redbull?
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Plam.
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Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news for you. What do you want to hear first?
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patients: So what's the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimer's
Patient: Well, at least I don't have AIDS.

Old 11-10-2010, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news for you. What do you want to hear first?
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patients: So what's the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimer's
Patient: Well, at least I don't have AIDS.

:chuckles:
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news for you. What do you want to hear first?
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patients: So what's the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimer's
Patient: Well, at least I don't have AIDS.

:rofl: be honest did you make that up?
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What did the whore say to her zombie customer?
[spoiler=Answer]Thanks for the tip![/spoiler]



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