I was behind this grandma driving her beater. She is sitting in the middle of both turning lanes and has no signal on. So I lay back and wait. She nudges forward, turns and starting looking for stuff in her back seat. The damn light is red and she is moving forward and then suddenly slams on the brakes. Light turns green and she waits there still looking for her crack pipe. So I lay on the horn and pass her, and the stupid b*tch flipped me off. I should have f*cking taken all my change and thrown it at her car.

 

HAHA! You should have.

 

i woulda given her a :down:

 

throw your potatoes at her :thumbup:

at least she didnt call 911 for you being a child molestor

 

:rofl:

 

Yeah... I better get this week old stubble off my face, wear some decent clothes and not these torn jeans, get my hair cut... I swear I look like a hobo.