im going to kill you and your first born. 3 pigs pulled me over today for "playing inappropriately with a small child in the front seat." They said they got a report of a redhead in a black honda molesting a child in the front seat

they came up to the car and took my license, he had followed me almost 3 miles, so i knew he wasnt fawking around...when he pulled me over there were three squads behind me, right in the fawkin middle of downtown milwaukee.

so he took my license and looked in my windows, i asked him what was up and I was like

"um, whatsup...."


"have you been alone this whole trip"

"um, yes why...?"

where are you coming from

racine

where are you going

metavante

wheres that

2 blocks that way, and if you dont hurry up im going to be late

what do you do at metavante

online banking, um...whats this about

"well ill be honest with you sir, we got a report that you were ... playing....in appropriately with a small child in the front seat"

i said, "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME :rofl: Its a hatchback, lemme unlock all the doors, you go nuts...."

"sorry sir, we got a report of a redhead in a black honda playing with a child in the front seat...were you moving these coats around at all?"

"no, im running late, i was very focused on the road, i dont have time for this foolishness!"

"you have a good day sir, sorry"

"its ok, :rofl: you have a good one too"

:slap:


i swear to god, even if youre my friend and you called that in...i am going to fawk you up.

 

:rofl:



You got wned:

 

 

haha, its totally fawked up. i know i like cut someone off and they got mad or soemthing, but dude, what a bunch of bullshit.

 

Damn thats just wrong in so many ways though....

 

maybe you just happened to fit the description. maybe they were looking for a car similar to yours :dunno:

 

:rofl: that is funny ish

 

there are just not that many redheads who drive black hondas in the milwaukee area. :rofl: someone was trying to stick it to me :doh:

maybe work is trying to get me fired so they called in so i would get pulled over?

 

Alright, Mr. Conspiracy theory. Isn't Milwaukee a decent sized area? What's the population out there?

I'm not saying someone on here DIDN'T call it in, because I don't know that. I'm just amused by your 'The World is out to get me' attitude

 

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