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what else is troubling me? mickey mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it's an actual event. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. if i cared about mickey mouse's birthday, i'd have memorized it years ago, and i'd send him a card, "dear mickey, happy birthday, love matt." i don't do that. why? don't give a shit. **** mickey mouse. **** him in the asshole with a big rubber dick. then break it off and beat him with the rest of it. i hope mickey dies. i do. i hope he goddamn dies. i hope he gets ahold of some tainted cheese and dies lonely and forgotten behind the baseboard of some soiled bathroom in a poor neighborhood, with his hand in goofy's pants.