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Ever get the split-stream when urinating?

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Old 04-16-2003, 12:39 PM
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Default Ever get the split-stream when urinating?

I hate when this happens. Big mess to clean up. I think it's caused by repeatedly pinching your junk at the bottom with 2 fingers for the aftershake thus distorting the canal.
Old 04-16-2003, 12:42 PM
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I used to get that but i just realized it hasn't happened to me in a while

but i dun pinch mine at the bottom to shake it
Old 04-16-2003, 12:44 PM
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i hate when i get double streams or streams that come out sideways..
Old 04-16-2003, 12:46 PM
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Originally posted by puffy
if you have enough pressure, you will not get that.
This is true--which would explain why I always get a solid stream when I'm drinking!
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I always get that after sex. It hurts after sex.
Old 04-16-2003, 12:53 PM
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Originally posted by reno96teg
i hate when i get double streams or streams that come out sideways..
:werd: h:
Old 04-16-2003, 01:08 PM
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Originally posted by bambbrose
I always get that after sex. It hurts after sex.
I only get that after sex if I don't clean up / shower afterwords, then all the juices get inside there and block shit up. First second or so of piss comes out all crooked or something.

Clean up after sex and that wont happen.
And dude, it never hurts when I piss -- before, during, or after sex included.
Ew, during.

Anyway, seriously. Get checked.
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Mendrel bent piping would solve your problem.:db:
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LOL = mandrel bent!
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Originally posted by reno96teg
i hate when i get double streams or streams that come out sideways..
that sideways stream sux! i usually get that when i'm drunk or really really tired.. i think my body does that knowing i'm to lazy to figure out what is wrong until my feet are soaked already



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