WARNING: This is awful
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WARNING: This is awful
Be warned, this is awful.
It was visitors day at the home for the feeble-minded. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria." And singing it beautifully.
Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor named Ron listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the conductor. "I am a retired choir director," Ron said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard,"
"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said Peter the conductor.
"You should take them on tour," said Ron the visitor. "What are they called?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied Peter, the conductor.
"They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir."
Don't complain about it I warned you!:screwy:
It was visitors day at the home for the feeble-minded. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria." And singing it beautifully.
Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor named Ron listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the conductor. "I am a retired choir director," Ron said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard,"
"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said Peter the conductor.
"You should take them on tour," said Ron the visitor. "What are they called?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied Peter, the conductor.
"They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir."
Don't complain about it I warned you!:screwy:
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
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guys it think the OLDMAN has finally lost it
:fawk: jp with you man, even though i still dont really get it
:fawk: jp with you man, even though i still dont really get it
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mmmkay.... :thinking:
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