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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 01:07 PM
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i was in the parking lot at best buy looking for a close spot and this stupid old bitch is just cutting through some of the spots so she can leave faster, and she nearly hit me. i was going about 5-10 mph and i see her coming and i figure...ok this idiot will stop but let me slow down just in case. all the while she is coming at me with a 45 degree angle about to hit my fender and driver side door. so i am slowing down and i notice that she isn't, and i start to think oh sh*t she's gonna hit me, luckily when she was about 3-5 ft. away she finnally looked forward and slammed on the brakes.
i had come to a full stop by then too and just gave her the "you are a stupid old b*tch who should have her f*cking liscence revoked for being a dumbass" look and then slowly drove off. if she had hit my cart i would have blown up. it's wierd how fast you can think about a problem that is about to occur but she was so close that if she had not hit the brakes there was nothing i could have done. this whole incident happened really fast. stupid old hag!!!! ok thanks for reading, i just had to vent.
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 01:09 PM
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"you are a stupid old b*tch who should have her f*cking liscence revoked for being a dumbass" look and then slowly drove off.
LOL! I have given that look many times.
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 04:03 PM
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if you werent such a pussy you would have got out and told her that to her face.
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 04:12 PM
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I was in the best buy parking lot one weekend and just looking for a close spot like you when I see one open up and as the car pulls off this b*tch in a miata just flies into the spot like she had been waiting for it....... so I pull up behind her and waited for her to get out but she just waited in her car..... she wouldn't even get out of the car..... so my girlfriend jumps out of my car and runs over to her window and starts going off on her and the chick was just pretending like she didn't hear my gf........ that just pissed my gf off more so she spit on her window...... it was funny.
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 04:24 PM
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 04:29 PM
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old people are generally poor drivers
if you saw she was old you shouldve watched out
i once watched an old man head on into oncoming traffic and he said he couldnt see the line
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 04:33 PM
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it is your fault wu chu.....
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 04:36 PM
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Originally posted by jdmb16
I was in the best buy parking lot one weekend and just looking for a close spot like you when I see one open up and as the car pulls off this b*tch in a miata just flies into the spot like she had been waiting for it....... so I pull up behind her and waited for her to get out but she just waited in her car..... she wouldn't even get out of the car..... so my girlfriend jumps out of my car and runs over to her window and starts going off on her and the chick was just pretending like she didn't hear my gf........ that just pissed my gf off more so she spit on her window...... it was funny.
Did you know you could of hit her car with your hand as long as you don't damage it? Yea the police here told me that is perfectly legal as long as you don't damage the car.

Oh the same thing happen to me before. However it was two teenage girls no older then 18. They took my spot got out went into the mall like they did nothing wrong. I had been sitting there with my turn signal waiting for that spot.

Luckily to my right another was coming out so I went into the mall ate then got out. Before I left I took napkin and took my white touch up paint. Dumped about half the bottle of paint into the napkin. Walked down the drive side of their van and put some white racing strips on their van. I hope they figure out by the color of the paint.:thumbup:
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 04:48 PM
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lol, someone did that to me once so i got out and grabbed the antenna on the back and stretched it all the way down to the fender and yelled

BOING ING ING IN GING


she yelled at me that i better not ever touch her "Fawking" car again, so i immediately did it again, and then ran back to my car cackling and yelling BOINONGIONGNINGNNGNG.
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 05:56 PM
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Originally posted by Fujiwara Takumi
lol, someone did that to me once so i got out and grabbed the antenna on the back and stretched it all the way down to the fender and yelled

BOING ING ING IN GING


she yelled at me that i better not ever touch her "Fawking" car again, so i immediately did it again, and then ran back to my car cackling and yelling BOINONGIONGNINGNNGNG.
You should of pissed on her car. Or rub shit into her headlights, grill, and radiator. That way when she'll have to drive with a gas mask.:thumbup:
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