if i absolutely have to go take a dump while at school, ill go to the 3rd floor of the new administration building where its hardly used, and let it out h:

 

Well if you are taking a dump, I don't think you'd want to hear someone moaning in pain because the person is forcing it out or someone whistling. If I was taking a dump in public, I don't think I'd be able to go if it was really noisy in a place I normally don't take a dump. h:

But yeah, if you really have to go then you have to go. I'd just be h: because of the plopping and fart sounds. Remember American Pie when Finch took a dump in the girl's bathroom? :lmao:

 

shitbreak!

 

sh!tbreak!

 

if i ABSOLUTELY have to take a dump in a public place its either gonna be

A. line a roll of toilet paper around the seat
B. squat to where im almost touching the seat but im not

 

Im always dropping them at work , its always in the morning though i hate smell of breakfast tacos and that justs adds gas to the fire. On a side note as anybody ever took a dump that when you stood up to wipe it was still hanging from your crack and touching the bowl at the same time ?:thumbup:

 

At school, when I go to the bathroom to piss, and I hear someone takin a shit, I cant help but laugh... But yea ill take a shit in public places, I Just dont let it blast out, you know?

 

:werd: , I never take a shit in a public bathroom until everyone leaves, embarassing, and you never know when you could make some unexpected noise :ugh: .

 

I just go into public bathrooms and go into a stall then start making really loud grunting noises.

Its not that I have to go to the bathroom or am even on the toilet...I just go take up a stall and make noises....kinda freaks people out and I get to walk around all day smiling about my little joke on the world

 

i dont really care about taking a dump in a public place as long as its clean. i dont grunt though, just say,"i dont remember eating that." or, "i've never seen that color before!"