Here is why..


The people are flaky
Women don't shave
Patchouli floods your very sense when you go downtown....I mean get real you bunny rapers who do you think your foolin with that shit?
Hippies abound all over the place
Take a freakin shower once a month you smelly ass people
Cops profile like a MoFo
Roads are full of potholes
Roads are getting repaired but the steel plates sit in the road for another year.
Potholes show up a month after repairs are done
Schools are closing like a fireworks factory in the middle of a forest
It rains year round
Summer lasts a week if your lucky
Overworked and under payed is the norm
no jobs to be overworked and underpayed at.


Ok I feel better now....just had to bitch and moan for a second.

So why does your town suck?

 

Lots of riceboys
It's expensive
The road by my house has been under construction for over a year...bumps, potholes, metal plates, rocks, dirt...not done yet

That's about it.

 

my town sucks...b/c..

to many refs.
to many pickers.
no one has insurance on their cars.
cant find work.
home of riceboys galore.
roads are horrible.

 

ricers with stolen parts :squint:

 

What's Patchouli?

 

AND you're home to Tonya Harding.


Sound of hubcap hitting boyfriend in the face....

 

damn, no girls shave...hhmmmm every girl seems to be shaved here

 

The preffered scent among bunny rapers and tree huggers....it covers all smells because it assaults your nose and makes your eyes bleed.

 

Thats Vancouver....close but still not Portland

 

The only reason downtown has been so bad lately is because of all the gay ass protesters.