Morning.

Made steak last night.

Have since been shitting my life away. You know, the type of shits that make you want to apply a layer of chap-stik to your balloon knot.

Had a dream I played paintball with the Golden Girls Last night. :rofl:


Working 8am - 10pm today. :sad:

 

Was up all night and got real shitty friday night. going to bed in a few hours.

 

been fighting with my grandpa for my entire life. my mom calls and says i need to get my ass over there and help my grandmabecause he's kiskin the bucket. his last words were sorry. i love you. :/

 

Oh man... Hard times sorry to hear that dude.

 

that sucks man. Just got done eating at ihop and now I'm shitting my brains out. Bout to go swimming and BBQ at the lake.

 

I never understood why ppl like ihop & dennys and all those big ass portion full of butter places

 

word ihop is straight up nasty.

Just mowed the lawn, gonna chill for a bit and go biking later.

 

mmm ihop n dennys are great 2am foodzzzz

fuckin tired today. didnt go out last night but my friend started textin me at about 2am sayin she was drunk n felt sick n needed me to get her. then she kept changing the time she wanted me to come get her at her new gf's place. finally went n got her around 6am. i was like why cant your gf take you home? n she said she needed me cuz i know how to make her feel better . . . ugh lesbians. impossible people

 

About to pass out before work.

 

So when you take a shit do you pull your pants to your ankles, knees or straight up take them all off? I'm talking at home here...