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If you could chose a HAN member to be a cellmate with....

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Old 05-13-2010, 08:52 AM
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Default If you could chose a HAN member to be a cellmate with....

....who would you chose and why?

I thought long and hard (about 10 seconds) and think Im shack up with Bert. You have to really thing about this because of close-quarters.

1. Bert would let me plow him
2. I'd let him plow me
3. He could let me curl him when working out
4. Then he could use me for squats
5. We'd Shawshank that bitch using him and his George Clooney poster
6. He'd send for my escape and we'd live happily gilmore after
Old 05-13-2010, 08:54 AM
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Phat because his skin is soft and I could bend him over and pretend he was a small asian women.
Old 05-13-2010, 08:56 AM
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....there are several attractive female members on here....wouldn't they be a better overall choice? :eh:
Old 05-13-2010, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by XScarAudio
....there are several attractive female members on here....wouldn't they be a better overall choice? :eh:
If you're into that...
Old 05-13-2010, 09:02 AM
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Jay

we'd be in prison all of 5 seconds. you can't contain those fists of brutal fury
Old 05-13-2010, 09:05 AM
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Hitman

Hes black right? lol
Old 05-13-2010, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by JessTD
Jay

we'd be in prison all of 5 seconds. you can't contain those fists of brutal fury
exactly what i was going to say word for word.
Old 05-13-2010, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by XScarAudio
....there are several attractive female members on here....wouldn't they be a better overall choice? :eh:
Old 05-13-2010, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by RicoD
Hitman

Hes black right? lol
I think I am:dunno:
just looked at my penis
Yep! I am

For me it would be
John Aka nightshade
His brick + My shank = Unstoppable force
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Originally Posted by XScarAudio
....there are several attractive female members on here....wouldn't they be a better overall choice? :eh:
There are!?!
I would go with John because he probably knows the inner workings of prison life (as long as he didn't sell me as a bitch for protection o: )



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