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It's like six bucks for a goddamned summer sausage. Probably a good thing because I can't stop myself from eating the whole thing and that's like 8000% of my daily allowance of sodium and 200% of fat. Still, a triscuit with summer sausage and cheddar would be pretty fucking on point right now.