Dirty Joke
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Dirty Joke
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates
then quickly replies "Ummm..... they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having
sex. Again she asks her mother "What are they are doing?" And her
mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy
were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?"
Shocked, the Mother ! says, "How do you know?"
wait for it.............
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates
then quickly replies "Ummm..... they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having
sex. Again she asks her mother "What are they are doing?" And her
mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy
were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?"
Shocked, the Mother ! says, "How do you know?"
wait for it.............
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."