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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 10:37 AM
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http://articles.baltimoresun.com/201...ms-new-orleans

Bartel: The long and the short of the USA
New Orleans ranks No. 1 in penis size while Baltimore fails to make the list
March 16, 2010|by Jordan Bartel | jordan@bthesite.com | b free daily

"America's first condom store," Condomania, has apparently "just unlocked its huge database of penis sizes." Excited yet?

What that means is that the store has ranked the 50 states and largest cities by average penis size. Finally! "After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation's penises," according to a press release. So what did they find? New Orleans tops cities in penis size (insert your own Big Easy joke here), followed by D.C., San Diego, New York and Phoenix. Baltimore, sadly, did not make the list.

Somewhat randomly, New Hampshire tops the list of states by largest average size, followed by Oregon, New York, Indiana and Arizona ( Maryland was 27th). Other findings: The smallest penises are less than 3 inches in length and the largest are longer than 10 inches. Also, 25 percent of the male population is under 5 inches in length, 50 percent are between 5 and 6 inches and 25 percent are longer than 6 inches. How did these findings happen? In 2004, Condomania launched TheyFit Condoms, a line of tailored-fit condoms in 76 sizes -- and the penis-size database began. Custom-fit condoms have been sold to 27,000 men in 70 countries. To see the full rankings -- if you dare -- go to condomania.com/rankings. And may God be with you.
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 10:39 AM
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Canada had condom stores at least 6-7 years ago when I went to Toronto. We are so behind.
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 10:48 AM
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you truly suck at reading articles. This was the first store, no one said it just opened. It could have been open 6-7 years ago. :P
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 10:50 AM
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I wonder what the price of these custom fit condoms are. Because if they are more expensive than regular condoms they are probably only testing the wealthy people in these areas.
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 10:52 AM
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who the fuck wears condoms?
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by marvinp8700
who the fuck wears condoms?
Men who have sex with a lot of different women h:
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by LABARINTH
Men who have sex with a lot of different women h:
i see what you did there
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 11:07 AM
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I've been meaning to get a well tailored condom.
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 11:13 AM
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I use a custom fit one. I have to get it tailored...ive been working out and the lower shaft is wider now.
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by b00gers
I use a custom fit one. I have to get it tailored...ive been working out and the lower shaft is wider now.
what about the upper shaft?
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