for those who are unawares

 

i just found an email on my school account for a job offer from a teacher for $250 per "job" i finished. i checked the date and she sent it two months ago

 

Sex?

 

awesome. been to albany once. spent the entire night boozing with three girls at a gay bar. smoked a pack of cigarettes. passed out this girl's house. her pitbull ate the insole of my timberland. slept for an hour. watched fight club at another house. drove home.

 

I don't understand the point of this post.

 

get any?

 

good.

no. i broke up with the girl about a year and a half ago.

 

12-15 year olds= tons of testosterone. Those kids are on legal steroids damn-it.

I miss those days, Kid rock was cool and I listened to KoRn and Limp Bizkit like their pentatonic perversion was worth my BS'in time

You obviously never passed out in upper NY

 

fail

 

she was engaged a month or two later, after talking shit about the guy all that night. i also was going out with my current girl.