she got a booty-do?

 

Well there's "curvy," then "chubby," then fat. Like fat fat.

edit: she's like 5'3" and weighs possibly 2 dom93hatchs.

 

Take my advice :naughty:

 

:werdr: Full steam ahead, Dom.

 

so something like this

 

A-cups B-cups or C-cups? :nervous:

Come over and try my Korean BBQ :naughty:. Mine's the bomb

All the Korean women I know are loc'd out.

 

She laughed at my poo log. Says she hearts it a lot.

I have extreme disdain for people who use the term "heart" as a verb.

Hell yeah! Just don't try to rape me :bowdown:

A little less, but in the same ballpark.

 

this reminds me of a story.

the story of the hippo

The hippopotamus, he is not born
going, "Cool bean, I am a hippo."
No way, José.

So he tried to paint the stripe on himself
to be like the zebra, but he fool no one.

And then he tried to put the spot
on his skin to be like the leopard,

but everyone know he is a hippo.

So at certain point,
he look himself in the mirror,
and he just say,

"Hey, I am a hippopotamus,
and there is nothing I can do about it."

And as soon as he accepts this,
he live life happy.

Happy as a hippo.

You understand?

 

just because she is fat, doesnt mean she can cook.... just means she can eat....


i say pass and order some bibamboppppppppppp

 

in my mind i was reading it like an abuela :hs: