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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 04:17 AM
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my girl's dog has bit my tip :hsugh:
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by FLAT_LINER
refer to: wtf gay dog
:doh: - damn it - long day of doing nothing really gets to you.
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 05:33 AM
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My cat would sometimes hang out in the bathroom in the winter when I would take a shower cuz it would get really warm and steamy in there. One time I got out of the shower and I was drying my head off and I look down and he was watching my swinging dong like it was a mouse and he was all crouched ready to attack. I stomped my foot and it scared the shit out of him and he ran away. Needless to say, I never let him in the bathroom again while I was taking a shower.
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Pete
My cat would sometimes hang out in the bathroom in the winter when I would take a shower cuz it would get really warm and steamy in there. One time I got out of the shower and I was drying my head off and I look down and he was watching my swinging dong like it was a mouse and he was all crouched ready to attack. I stomped my foot and it scared the shit out of him and he ran away. Needless to say, I never let him in the bathroom again while I was taking a shower.
I usually take a dumb with the door open, whenever i do, the cat likes to walk in and lick my feet as i'm dumping. Even worse she'll start scenting up my legs and everything. Then when i pet her she starts sticking her ass in the air. I've just come to realize my cats retarded.
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 07:34 AM
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Someone please find a pic of flat_liner, and do a pron to dog eating pron :chuckles:
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 10:49 AM
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Trim your dogs nails.
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 11:41 AM
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:lmao: This is too funny!

I don't know why you let your dog get that close to you when you was nekkid. Why didn't you just dry off in the bathroom?

Originally Posted by Omie
so did the dog go back for seconds?
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by k3ifers
my girl's dog has bit my tip :hsugh:
:lmao: see I knew some of you would have a similar story ....idk what I would have done if mine did that

Originally Posted by Nec
:doh: - damn it - long day of doing nothing really gets to you.
...wish I knew what that was like

Originally Posted by Pete
My cat would sometimes hang out in the bathroom in the winter when I would take a shower cuz it would get really warm and steamy in there. One time I got out of the shower and I was drying my head off and I look down and he was watching my swinging dong like it was a mouse and he was all crouched ready to attack. I stomped my foot and it scared the shit out of him and he ran away. Needless to say, I never let him in the bathroom again while I was taking a shower.

haha that could have turned nasty realllll quick

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Someone please find a pic of flat_liner, and do a pron to dog eating pron :chuckles:
I don't THINK ive ever posted a pic of myself on here....which is now a good thing since you brought that up

Originally Posted by Just Janna
Trim your dogs nails.
they are clipped now

Originally Posted by 2001TEGGSR
:lmao: This is too funny!

I don't know why you let your dog get that close to you when you was nekkid. Why didn't you just dry off in the bathroom?
idk its a habit...I take REALLY hot showers and drying off in the bathroom is useless with steam everywhere so I dry off some in the bathroom and some in the bedroom
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 05:12 PM
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i let my girl's dog lick my legs when i get out of the shower, before i dry them off, she enjoys it h:

i know she's licked my dick before too, but the bite was much worse. doesn't really bother me, it's not like she knows what she's doing and it's not like i got turned on by it, the dog literally licks anything put in front of her. i abruptly stop her though :hsugh:
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 05:23 PM
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Wow. Allowing my dog to watch me naked is like letting a stranger do the same thing. Nasty.
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