Get ready for a whole lot of nothingness and flat land if you try to go to yellowstone.

 

Go to the gas station with a plastic bag.
Fill bag with gas.
Walk around gas station building.
Put face in bag.
(Optional) Ears through bag handles for no hands approach. (/Optional)
Breath.

 

u forgot to tell him to have a cigarette.

 

Hit up Flathead Lake it's gorgeous. A few miles from there is Missoula which is the start of the Bitteroot Valley
I lived there for 6 years and anyone who says there ain't shit to do doesn't know nothin about nothin.

 

go to the big sky brewery in Missoula, and go on a tour. killer beer.

 

considering probably 70% of the country wants nothing to do with the wilderness ... i would say your statement is inaccurate h:

marshy though ... he probably would enjoy that stuff

 

Anybody who wants nothing to do with the outdoors should not be going to Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, north or south Dakota, Nebraska or most the Midwest.

If they do then they are fucking retarded plain and simple.

 

We're going to rent a cabin at the park and find things to do around there. My mom has a broken foot so its going to be tough to do hikes and stuff, but we're going to figure it out.
I also heard there is a beautiful road to drive, called Going-To-The-Sun road. One way road and it has beautiful sites all around.

 

Yeah going to the sun road is a nice drive. Might have changed but I seem to remember it being a two way road, it's the one that goes over glacier and into canada if I remember right.

 

Go to Arby's and order the Big Montana. It's probably better there. h: