what a lame idea



I like to crossdress.

 

i laughed at the first 2.

 

You gotta stop smokin' that Oregon outback shit. :fawk:

o:

 

Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: sup

Stranger: hello

You: what are you doin?

Stranger: nothing special.. you ?

You: masterbating.

Stranger: jaha

Stranger: cool

You: wanna help?

Stranger: nooup

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

yeh, i'm bored.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi, im male, i love female, im sure i will make you cum, if you want
You: okay
Stranger: m or f ?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
You: word
Stranger: i wanna kiss your forehand
Stranger: im kissing you
You: no
You: no
You: !
Stranger: bye
You: wait
Stranger: dont want sex chat
Stranger: ?
You: no, i don't want my forehand kissed
You: i want my fivehead kissed
You: are you american
Stranger: fivehead?
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: american
You: you know
You: some bitches got a forehead
You: i got a fivehead
You: big ass forehead
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
You: where you at
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ello
You: 'ello
Stranger: wanna put my DICK!! in ur mouth?
You: yeh i'll put my DICK!! in your mouth.
Stranger: u shit
You: twice today
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Never seen this. Funny concept.

 

You: Hi
Stranger: from where
Stranger: hi
You: Uranus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: Hi! I am a 16 male from Spain. Are you a horny girl with a webcam?
You: My client, Mr. Beechwood is trying to transport the sum of 18,000,000 US to a secure account in Spain.
You: I have a proposition for you
Stranger: say me
You: Very well, first I would like to thank you for this opportunity sir
You: I trust you are very reliable and honest person for this transfer
Stranger: yes
Stranger: of course
You: What is your name? I am Abdul Zhangar.
Stranger: i am youare sogay and u are so crazy kolins
Your conversational partner has disconnected.