comical story from last nights CCW class
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comical story from last nights CCW class
we had the lawyer in class last night going over where to carry, where not to carry, when to shoot when not to shoot, castle law .... and what to do when you're stopped by the police
first off i want to say there are 3 black guys in the class and the rest are all like middle aged white men and then like one other guy my age.
anywho ... he's telling us what to do when we are stopped by police and he's like first thing when the cop walks up how we have to immediately explain we have a CCW and we are carrying a firearm.
the hilarity ensues ...
"this will result in one of a couple scenarios based on the cop. he may allow you to stay in the vehicle or simply ask for the firearm. most likely he will have you step out of the vehicle and either place your hands on the hood or trunk or possibly sit in his squad car while he runs all the info on your license, ccw and firearm. but for a certain few of you in here, and you know who you are ... odds are you will be spending this traffic stop facedown on the concrete"
everyone kind of uncomfortably chuckled but i couldnt help myself i burst out laughing at his blatant statement
:rofl: it was too classic
then he told us another good story about what NOT to do ...
he was like "i had a client who got pulled over by a sheriff deputy, now this was a small female deputy who had a rookie partner in his first week of on-job training, and what they didnt know was my client was wanted on two different warrants for first degree murder ... to make a long story short the deputy wound up with a broken fist, the rookie had a busted face and my client wound up with the deputies automatic 45 in his possession. if you ever find yourself in this scenario, please call me" :rofl:
first off i want to say there are 3 black guys in the class and the rest are all like middle aged white men and then like one other guy my age.
anywho ... he's telling us what to do when we are stopped by police and he's like first thing when the cop walks up how we have to immediately explain we have a CCW and we are carrying a firearm.
the hilarity ensues ...
"this will result in one of a couple scenarios based on the cop. he may allow you to stay in the vehicle or simply ask for the firearm. most likely he will have you step out of the vehicle and either place your hands on the hood or trunk or possibly sit in his squad car while he runs all the info on your license, ccw and firearm. but for a certain few of you in here, and you know who you are ... odds are you will be spending this traffic stop facedown on the concrete"
everyone kind of uncomfortably chuckled but i couldnt help myself i burst out laughing at his blatant statement
:rofl: it was too classic
then he told us another good story about what NOT to do ...
he was like "i had a client who got pulled over by a sheriff deputy, now this was a small female deputy who had a rookie partner in his first week of on-job training, and what they didnt know was my client was wanted on two different warrants for first degree murder ... to make a long story short the deputy wound up with a broken fist, the rookie had a busted face and my client wound up with the deputies automatic 45 in his possession. if you ever find yourself in this scenario, please call me" :rofl:
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so tonight ... we have the backdoor open and a bee flies in ... now mind you theres 21 people in the class 3 of which are girls with me at 25 being the youngest ... so needless to say the 3 women dont freak out, im like eh whatever and then you have 17 grown men freaking out trying to kill a bee which resulted in a 20 minute stop of class while they got the bee outside. the best one was a dude there with his gf, had on those ed hardy t's, jewelry, lookin all tough. he was on the other side of the room freaking out if the bee got even halfway across the room towards him :rofl:
so tonight ... we have the backdoor open and a bee flies in ... now mind you theres 21 people in the class 3 of which are girls with me at 25 being the youngest ... so needless to say the 3 women dont freak out, im like eh whatever and then you have 17 grown men freaking out trying to kill a bee which resulted in a 20 minute stop of class while they got the bee outside. the best one was a dude there with his gf, had on those ed hardy t's, jewelry, lookin all tough. he was on the other side of the room freaking out if the bee got even halfway across the room towards him :rofl:
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so tonight ... we have the backdoor open and a bee flies in ... now mind you theres 21 people in the class 3 of which are girls with me at 25 being the youngest ... so needless to say the 3 women dont freak out, im like eh whatever and then you have 17 grown men freaking out trying to kill a bee which resulted in a 20 minute stop of class while they got the bee outside. the best one was a dude there with his gf, had on those ed hardy t's, jewelry, lookin all tough. he was on the other side of the room freaking out if the bee got even halfway across the room towards him :rofl:
so tonight ... we have the backdoor open and a bee flies in ... now mind you theres 21 people in the class 3 of which are girls with me at 25 being the youngest ... so needless to say the 3 women dont freak out, im like eh whatever and then you have 17 grown men freaking out trying to kill a bee which resulted in a 20 minute stop of class while they got the bee outside. the best one was a dude there with his gf, had on those ed hardy t's, jewelry, lookin all tough. he was on the other side of the room freaking out if the bee got even halfway across the room towards him :rofl: